- slutty girl: ouch my throat really hurts
- me: i bet your knees do too
- her: what
- me: what
if u even look at me while i’m on the computer i’m probably gonna get really uncomfortable and close all my tabs and just open solitaire or something
120 plays Get Up (Sex Machine) James Brown 20 All Time Greatest Hits!
Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing.